Verse 1
rolling in the bar with a pound of chronic
I got the bartender pouring gin and tonics
just give me a show and I'll fucking rock it
this bitch needs to get strait hooked on phonics
girls always wasting my time by talking
baby I'm gonna be strait up honest
last thing I want is this to be platonic
that booty pop looked a little half hearted
guess you could say ima little hedonic
come on let's get this party started
cause I'm bout to get fucking retarded
I hope these underage bitties don’t get carded
nobody does this better than us
I'm the object of your girlfriends crush
come on baby don’t sit there and blush
It's time to take this to the party bus

Chorus 2x
here's that club banga you can shake your ass too
that Big Burn sound is coming right at you
come reserve a seat for my worldwide debut
the game's in a funk and I'm here for the rescue

Verse 2
strolling in the club all I see is mean mugs
illegal drugs and wannabe thugs
I'm sick of whatsupbros trying to act tough
when they softer than a motherfucking Jigglypuff
man this shit starting to kinda suck
I got the ugly friend all on my nuts
I know you wanna know what It's like when I thrust
I'm probably the last guy here you could trust
I'm so drunk I should prolly keep a tally
I once met a man that said you had to rally
oops I spilled your drink and I ain't sorry
go out and pop some X in my Denali
I'm sitting on about 18 priors
probably the last thing kids should admire
bitch quit saying I'm hotter than fire
there's no use in preaching to the choir

Chorus 2x

Verse 3
stumble to the door to hop in my ride
I'm so shit faced I probably shouldn’t drive
like I give a damn about anybody's else life
they certainly never gave a fuck about mine
got pulled over by some dirty ass swine
that’s a joke if you think I can walk a straight line
I'm bout to blow up bigger than a land mine
Big Burn's the mother fucking shit bottom line
I'm the closest thing you can find to divine
not listening to me should be a crime
rap is my full time job and I'll never resign
lyrically shitting on MCs till I die
I'm the next big thing at radio stations
got you mesmerized with my vibrations
always in the lab never take a vacation
building the big burn corporation

Chorus 2x