Kambo Slice does it up nice
When lacing skate blades on the ice
The bonafide queen of the Moylan rink
Triple axels fueled by amino drinks
Indoor chores like dishes in the sink
Or cleaning up Marie’s scatological stink
Is the way she earns her dead presidents
To buy Jordans and Lululemon decadence
Responsible lass killing it in class
Straight A’s from english to math
She hits up Tarjay with Greenlight cash
And the Sunny Slope pool for a summertime splash
Citizenship award winner
Kielbasa pesto pasta for dinner
Superpower’s an hour long shower
Draining all the water from mud towers
Got the piercing game on lock
From a low helix to a classy conch
Loyal Sushi Balloon patron
With an unquenchable Blue Sushi craving
Mini fridge enthusiast who subsists
On the Cold Stone Birthday cake remix
Plus Raising Cane’s and cherry candy canes
Sugar filled veins that are persistently inflamed
She’s got more funko pops than Lili has socks
And the most stylish room within 100 blocks
Vinyl and posters plastered on the walls
Enough pizzazz to leave Ken Fulk in awe
A skilled volleyball player that can spike
The ball harder than NF spits on the mic
She plays hoops with her speaker blaring tunes
And pumps iron at the Genesis weight room
Sitcoms are always on to help her sleep
From Friends to Dwight Schrute and his beets
Plus a Wesley potato on top of the sheets
And thirty three blankies engulfing her feet
A Sackboy and It Takes Two pro
And a penchant for late night Fortnight tv glow
Although, she’s skilled with contro-
llers, she has no trace of braggadocio
Memorizes more rap lyrics and flows
Than objects Ismo boops with his nose
Burgeoning hip hop aficionado
With an affinity for uggs and posh clothes
Spotify devotee with eclectic taste
Jamming to Eilish while she bakes her cakes
Airpods always superglued to her ears
When you talk you’re not sure if she can hear
Word to Ruby da Cherry and $crim
For this grimy banger of a beat
It gave Kam and I this song we can spin
With rolled down windows up and down the street
I hope this song adequately expressed
That you’re the coolest kid I’ve ever met
I treasure the memories we’ve already had
And I can not wait to be your Stepdad