Intro - Old Man Dan (Big Burn) -
Well, let’s see, I think it’s been 5 years ago today
When my life forever changed in the most drastic way
I was being held against my own will
At a Insane asylum called Rolling Hills
Friends and Family tried many times to free me
From the wicked staff who had us under lock and key
Then one day, two zombies, named Burn & Beals broke in
And all hell broke loose at the loony bin
So now, I’ll let the dead boys tell the tale
Of unrivaled bedlam in a mad house of the mentally frail

Verse 1 (Big Burn) -
Bored to death, and hungry for flesh, Beals I say let’s
Eat the wicked Rolling Hills staff and free the oppressed
Storm the gates, unshackle their restraints, whatever it takes
To alter the fates of those who’ve been displaced
Wasn’t hard to disarm the guards past the fence
Nothing that a tidy disembowelment won’t fix
Used spray paint cans on the security cams
Then waltzed on all fours right on through the front door
But then the receptionist shot us in the anus
with horse tranks and had us lugged down to the dingy basement
came to later that night hanging upside down
In straitjackets, dangling round like drool on a Bloodhound
then a Frank-N-Furter Mad Professor type
Pressed pristine green syringes onto our wind pipes
Beals, how in the fuck are we supposed to find
A way out of this unholy godforsaken bind?

Chorus (Big Burn & Beals)
It’s about time that we
Finally did a good deed
By setting free
Those held in captivity

Verse 2 (Beals)
Hey mad scientist
Are you looking for a new experiment?
How can the dead be sentient?
Are we alive, do we really exist?
curiosity in his eyes
Monstrosity energize
He cut me down and striped me butt ass naked
And examined how the dead is animated
Owwww
The scientist cried
As I grabbed his leg and bit into his thigh
I cut Burn down as the scientist fell to the ground
Then I sliced Burn's Jacket
And heard cries down the hall from the wretched nurse Ratched
We locked up the scientist
But not before taking a piss
All over his aching thigh
For a classy goodbye
Nurse Ratched grabbed me by my balls
Get the fuck out of here before I sell these to Sol’s
Screw you I said as I flexed my big testicles
Broke both her hands, and told her that she’s edible
Then we ate her body so she cannot become a zombie
And we ran to the security room
to unleash the prisoners in their captive tomb

Chorus (Big Burn & Beals)
It’s about time that we
Finally did a good deed
By setting free
Those held in captivity

Verse 3
Beals
Rachet was not enough so we ate all the prison guards
Now Burn and Beals control the entire ward
Hundreds of patients being held against their will
Finally get to leave Rolling Hills
Their cells opened with a single press of a button
How would they have guessed that they’d leave their dungeon
Today’s the day they’re finally free
Was this a good thing, it’s hard to see
We decided to write our decree
That we just saved society

Big Burn
A sweet wrinkly old man named Dan rushed to thank us
For saving him from the clutches of these twisted fucks
A Parrot named Pat Garrett was the only fam he had left
he then zoomed to the zoo to take back his long lost pet
Then we saw some familiar faces emerge
ready to make a real life sequel to the purge
The worst serial killers you could ever imagine
Beals, should we lock them back up or let them run rampant?

Bridge 1 (Beals)
This is quite a predicament we're in
This could be our greatest sin
If we let these psychos out of here
The city will be drowning in fear
Blood in the streets
Blood on our hands
The sight would be horrifically grand
Look at ourselves it's clear to see
That chaos is our destiny

Verse 4
Big Burn
Let’s do ourselves a favor, embrace our true nature
Storm the city, and gorge like some ravenous gators
We’re rolling with Jeff Damher, Gacy, and Pichushkin
Time to strip and eat every male citizen's foreskin

Beals
I'm hungry too and ready to eat the whole metropolitan
The innocent people and their politicians
We won't stop until everyone’s dead
Lets steal a car and blare Right Said Fred

Big Burn
The World Series that’s where we’ll start our mayhem
Peanuts and cracker jack and a few, brain stems
Breached the baseball diamond, spotted Aaron Judge
who was about to be 19 million dollar grub

Beals
We ran to up to Judge who was at home plate
His eyes full of hate, our heads he planned to annihilate
swing and a miss would bring him death's kiss
As we devoured him whole in front of thousands of people

Big Burn
Mass panic akin to the titanic overtook the crowd
A "Tickle me Elmo" stampede then broke out
We were ready to gobble up the fumbling poor schmucks
But then we each felt a blow to the skull and a swift punch to the gut

Beals
Dalmer towered over us to our surprise
His demented eyes made us feel paralyzed
Then Dahmer said:
I’ve never had a zombie meat meal
This is the end of Burn and Beals!

Bridge 2
Beals
Dahmer said he would cut us into pieces
then he would change us into his feces
How could he turn on us? We set him free!
We were supposed to live eternally
He sliced me in half and ate my ass
Chopped Burn's head to be well fed
He tore us apart right on the lawn
And never stopped eating until we were gone

Big Burn
An earthquake cracked open Yankee field
The devil came forth to seal the deal
As Dahmer left us in his tum to digest
Our souls descended to hell to rest
I can’t believe this is how it ends
But I say let's hold off our laments
Let’s prove that Dante was a full of shit
By showing the 9 circles are a cinch

Alternate Chorus (Big Burn & Beals)
We are held captive in hell
for eternity
But we’ll do it in style
With a laugh and a smile