(Intro) quidfacieaverabaminimusturcudsapientcontegoademptiopidge

Chorus 2x
my heart's locked in a box I keep the key hidden
fuck my last relationship I hate all women
done with the past ready for a new beginning
with a life that’s full of sinning

Verse 1
Got a penchant for bitches, sluts, and hoes
Here's another dick for your chick to fucking blow
Got wood harder than Pinocchio's nose
Rhymes phater than humongous elephant chode
Baby welcome to my humble abode
Go and hop on my cock like it's a stripper pole
Bitch your gonna pay for that bird you stole
Sit back and take this Peter North sized load
Am I a misogynist? let's take a poll
Let's ask Jade, Kate, and Nicole
You're the most perverted fuck I know
Bitch shut up swallow this baloney pony whole
Living a life full of vice and no goals
Well known for a lack of self control
My last threesome included Bob Dole
Your pussy smells like an old moldy egg roll

Chorus 2x

Verse 2
A catholic prude or slut? I'll take the latter
Fat, skinny, old, young it doesn't matter
Either way your face is gonna get splattered
Word to my man Surreal aka the Mad Hatter
I'll never forget how to say the quid
Smoking cigs and shopping at Bravadas wigs
Our crew likes to do it pretty fucking big
Some people call me a chauvinistic pig
It's about time I made my first porno flick
Sit and watch this STD ridden bitch
Go up and down on my fucking wet dick
Like it's a fisher price pogo stick
This slut's a trip I'm slicker than rick
Start puffing this joystick lickety-split
Always sodomizing twats against their will
Got em squirting more than the BP oil spill

Chorus 2x

Verse 3
Ivo taught me how to muff my bitches
Fucking you so hard you're gonna need stitches
I keep my cock ring perfectly fitted
I feel zero guilt for the acts I've committed
The spasmatic idiosyncratic rap addict
Born from another planet here to wreak lyrical havoc
It's Big Burn emerging from the static
Targeting a certain type of demographic
The crowd that loves the crude and the crass
And will fuck anything for the right amount of cash
And bitch you better not give me any sass
Less you want this monster cock shoved in your ass
Burn why do you rap about women with no respect?
There seems to be a mental disconnect
In real life you're a nice bloak
Probably cause my heart's been shat on so hard its broke

Chorus 2x