Verse 1 (Big Burn)
I got the cake Surreal's got the weed
better pump the brakes fore we crash in a tree
one hand on the wheel lips on the Cuervo
sarcophagus the puss like Kanye the pharaoh
barrel roll into a ditch eluding the cops is a cinch
how do u know when you've hit your party apex
till there isn't any god damn brain cells left
sex yes don't mind if I do
imbecilic twats don't really have a clue
what this fucking Big Burn cock came here to do
bitch act your age and not your shoe
size cries it's all I ever hear
rest assured baby you got nothing to fear
welcome to Big Burn's invidious premiere
keeping my hoes on a string like a puppeteer

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It's Big Burn & Dirty S in the flesh
drugs, filthy raps, & unprotected sex
social rejects that got your parents vexed
wanna get fucked up? Follow these simple steps

Verse 2 (Surreal The MC)
payday at last got money to burn
get ready get rowdy got plenty of sherm
it’s the D S baby dirty s in the house
lights to bright so I'm turning em out
mics to quiet so I'm turning it loud
check 1,2,3 like I'm learning to count
big burns party you know they don’t stop
they don’t even start till they calling the cops
all ya’ll rock to the left shake shakey
burn one baby and your face gets bakey
make me a drink I’ll tip your Jar Jar Binks
who threw up in the sink? well it don’t even stink
don’t even blink or you’ll miss this shotty
toast to the host with the most Bacardi
party real hard and rhyme real basic
that’s the way I cut might call me Lasik

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Verse 3
Big Burn
ambiguous abstract we spit ink blots
precise on the mic like atomic clocks
thought for food & food for thought
rhymes sicker than dried masturbation socks

Surreal The MC
I'm so cold that I'm really hot
I'm so drunk that I'm really not
Really rock like a pebble in a fish pond
this bomb drop on your head like a bitch mom

Big Burn
Verisimilitudinous
we paul pierce you're a psuedo nuisance
unscrupulous verbal contusions
polysyllabic linguistic locutions

Surreal The MC
Beer so cold like a penguin taking nyquill
might chill my pills stand my time still
I'm ill surreal dirty s the dime kill
colder than a boulder in the freezer keep the line's chilled

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