(Intro) Darkwing Duck! When there's trouble call DW. Darkwing Duck! Let's get dangerous

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more dangerous than Darkwing Duck
a perverted fuck
I love two girls one cup
you’re the star of my smut
sucking my dicks gonna suck
when I bust this nut

Verse 1
I'm a rap visionary with a dick that’s kinda scary
gonna bust the virgin Mary's cherry never gonna get married
leave your whole god damn crew buried ima yes man like Jim Carrey
an MC born for killing sprees you can hear the cries of a banshee
better watch out Marie your parents found dead in debris
and u know death comes in threes
what the fuck else is new? other rappers have bad attitudes
spitting nothing but platitudes better show Big Burn gratitude
or else ill smash you harder than Ndamukong Suh
heard some wack rumors yo like I'm not suitable for the radio
shut the fuck up and enjoy the show
get on your knees and give me some felatio

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Verse 2
busting the door off the fucking hinge
the kinda rapper that'll make your parents cringe
tripping on a Walter White blue meth binge
scarier than a character from a Lynch
movie fucking 10 hot sluts in my Jacuzzi
even your mom can’t wait to screw me
now sit and wait while I grab the Uzi
man that sure is a groovy mutation
Big Burn still not in radio stations
still stuck as an underground sensation
concentration on this rap vocation
is my only hope for my destination
don’t bother sending mean mugs my way
I'm a pugnacious prick and won't hesitate
throwing these monkey fists strait to ya face
that'll leave your puny fucking brain displaced
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Verse 3
I think fans don’t know how to react
when I verbally sodomize all these tracks
so just sit back and recognize facts
Big Burn's the best when it comes to slaughtering raps
cash I need a little more of that
packing a bigger shaft than fucking Shaq
this slut's taking my load on her back
God sometimes I think its miraculous
that I can still trust when there's so many worthless fucks
that'll throw you under the bus
and stab you in the back through the gut
whatever's up must come down fuck this town
turn that frown upside down
because now I'm Hollywood bound
introducing the whole world to that Big Burn sound

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Outro -Darkwing Duck!